Found the Nationwide Commercial

I told you I'd post it when I found it! Go here and then click the "Click to load" on the "Bank Brat" commercial (at the time I posted this, it was the third one on the top row), then press "Click to play video" in the video window in the upper right of the page. Then sit back, enjoy, laugh, cry, remember when this happened to you (hopefully that's not an option for you).