Survey says...

Just spent 10-15 minutes on the phone with someone doing a survey about (apparently) H1N1 and its effects on our daily activities.

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Surveyor: "How many adults in your household ages 18 and over?"

Me: "Three"

Surveyor: "How many of these adults are male?"

Me: "One"

Surveyor: "How many of these adults are female?"

[at this point I resisted the urge to say, "Really? REALLY?"]

Me: "Two"

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Surveyor: "Regarding your air travel" [which was previously indicated NOT during the last 60 days] "did you get the H1N1-specific influenza vaccine prior to your travel?"

... uh, we just said it wasn't during the last 60 days, and the H1N1 vaccine was only made available starting in October...

...

Beyond being rather time consuming (and thus annoying, as my food is sitting nearby, waiting on me to eat it), this survey was actually nearly entertaining because of the questions and their obvious answers.

Oh, and I said I was totally not concerned about H1N1 whenever he (she? couldn't really tell) asked.