tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6376027574028689002.post6059939630092285967..comments2023-03-28T08:38:59.295-05:00Comments on [LAPSE... brain dead]: New effort saving techniqueTony Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11238794123908966604noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6376027574028689002.post-84630379823911422122008-03-13T22:31:00.000-05:002008-03-13T22:31:00.000-05:00I get a shower? Actually, the new technique is pr...I get a shower? Actually, the new technique is primarily for once you're done eating, when you're belly's full and your mouth muscles are tired from eating. <I>That's</I> when this technique really comes in handy.<BR/><BR/>It's also (apparently) a good pride-reducing exercise ("how unbelievably stupid he looks" - and that's from the person who says she loves me the most!). :) I <I>did</I> exaggerate the quick-sipping in order to validate the new technique. You don't have to take quite so short or frequent sips in order to utilize this technique... I was just testing the mechanics of the theory. And they worked!<BR/><BR/>By the way, the bottles use gravity to help you get the milk from them - you turn it up. I suppose I could try to make a perfect seal around the top of my glass and straw and turn up the cup, but I'd probably end up with tea all over my lap. Unless, of course, I was drinking some sort of soda.Tony Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238794123908966604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6376027574028689002.post-16893077681929719112008-03-13T20:32:00.000-05:002008-03-13T20:32:00.000-05:00So what happens when you need to take a bite of fo...So what happens when you need to take a bite of food and you also have to scratch your head?Christyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18101046996892349364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6376027574028689002.post-84399867642191029842008-03-13T16:54:00.000-05:002008-03-13T16:54:00.000-05:00May I be the first to say...YOU ARE FAR TO LAZY!!!...May I be the first to say...<BR/>YOU ARE FAR TO LAZY!!!! We are talking about using the muscles in your mouth to suck fluid up a straw. This is not Rocket science. It is a natural reaction your body has had from the time your were born and wanted to eat. Do you know what you did? You had to suck milk form a bottle. Try doing that today and see how much harder it is than sipping through a straw. Don't be afraid to work those mouth muscles a little more.<BR/><BR/>I must also add how unbeleivable stupid he looks all hunched over his glass, taking these little sips every 5 seconds. Not kidding people. ;) All those College dollars hard at work.Ninfahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14689339902513868134noreply@blogger.com